Happy Pirate Day!!!!!!

Why the fuck do pirates get a whole day to themselves.... pirates don't even exist anymore(that plunder and rape cargo ships and villages) where the fuck is ninja day? ninjas still exist, are way kooler, can totally kick a pirates ass, and are trained assassins in the marshal arts. And when is Johnny Dept going to be in a drunken ninja movie! Its just not right! Now the pros and cons of pirates vs. ninjas...you know what... no...no this argument has gone on for nerd centuries..(which is i believe half a Television season)..and i am not going to continue it.